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12 messages,  Last post on Feb 17, 2009 at 3:46 PM

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#3 of 12 Sign o' the times by pf_flyer HOST

Feb 06, 2009 (5:29 am)

Shoveling money
Solving the problem or not?
Build some cars we want!

#4 of 12 Oh my by larsb

Feb 06, 2009 (7:51 am)

First time since Fifty
Toyota losing money
Hybrids on death bed?
 
Two years ago had
Billions in the Tokyo banks
Now where is that cash?
 
The buyers have said
We want plug-in Prius now
Why can't I buy one?

#5 of 12 130k and counting by steve_ HOST

Feb 06, 2009 (8:55 am)

My tough Nissan Quest
over ten years old now. Yikes!
Still runs. What to buy?

#6 of 12 Re: 130k and counting [steve_] by fezo

Feb 06, 2009 (8:59 am)

Replying to: steve_ (Feb 06, 2009 8:55 am)
Tsk. Tsk. Too bad you can't find the history or you'd see the original "Bad Car Haiku" started by some guy named fezo.....
 
Sneakers, however, perfected it.
 
Now I have to get my brain working. I'll be back!

#7 of 12 Re: 130k and counting [fezo] by steve_ HOST

Feb 06, 2009 (10:57 am)

Replying to: fezo (Feb 06, 2009 8:59 am)
Aha, I've been blaming the wrong guy and it's all your fault.
 
Fezo's Windstall did.
Stall that is. A lot. Honda?
I bet that's your ride.
 
Some things are probably better off left lost in the archives.

#8 of 12 Re: 130k and counting [steve_] by fezo

Feb 06, 2009 (1:24 pm)

Replying to: steve_ (Feb 06, 2009 10:57 am)
I suppose that's so....
 
"They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners." - Tom Robbins

#9 of 12 Whoo-hoo...auto haiku... by iluvmysephia1

Feb 07, 2009 (1:39 pm)

Look to Europe now
One can see all electric
B Zero its name

#10 of 12 Science fiction by pf_flyer HOST

Feb 09, 2009 (12:55 pm)

It's fan-dam-tas-tic
SO simple and SO easy
The HHO scam

#11 of 12 tire kicking by steve_ HOST

Feb 16, 2009 (9:08 pm)

Monroney Sticker.
After the dealer got through
More Money Sticker.

#12 of 12 Re: tire kicking [steve_] by fezo

Feb 17, 2009 (3:46 pm)

Replying to: steve_ (Feb 16, 2009 9:08 pm)
Chrysler begs more cash
Four billion plus five billion
Soon be real money.

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