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Replying to: fezo (Sep 25, 2007 11:49 am) Yeah I wouldn't either as the Cowboys, have y'alls division locked up. -Rocky |
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-Rocky |
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Just read a very interesting article in USA Today. It deals with a 9 year old boy. Seems that he wants to "divorce" his parents because they "beat" him all the time. The judge in a lower court removed him from his parents house a little over a year ago because his parents beat him constantly. The boy was then placed with an aunt. However, his aunt beat him on a weekly basis also. Now, the 9 year old is before the Supreme Court. The judges have recommended that he be placed in foster care, but the boy is fighting that. He says he want to be placed with someone that he KNOWS will never beat him. The judges told him that they would monitor him on a monthly basis to make sure he is not beaten while in foster care. The boy has come up with an alternative plan. He has asked the judges to NOT put him in foster care; rather, he would like to live with the St. Louis Rams, because they NEVER beat anyone. The judges are taking his idea into consideration.
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Replying to: kirstie_h (Oct 02, 2007 8:07 am) That was a very funny but SICK joke !!!! -Rocky |
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Replying to: kirstie_h (Oct 02, 2007 8:07 am) Heard over the PA system after half time at a Rams games "WILL THE PARENTS OF THE PUNT, PASS, AND KICK COMPETITORS PLEASE GET YOUR CHILDREN OFF THE FIELD. THEY ARE BEATING THE RAMS 17-3. Or The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Rams are Super Bowl contenders." Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!" Then there is always Why are the Rams like a possum? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. And my personal favorite One day in an elementary school in St louis, a teacher asks her class if the Rams are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy. The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?" Little Jimmy says, "The Seattle Seahawks" The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?" Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Seahawk fan, my mom is a Seahawk fan, I guess that makes me a Seahawk fan." The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?" Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Rams fan."
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Replying to: joel0622 (Oct 05, 2007 5:09 am) The Elway jokes before he finally won a ring always cracked me up. There was one about passing in his driveway that escapes me .... |
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So who's going to win today ? Cowboy's or Patriot's ????? I'm taking the Cowboys !!!!! -Rocky
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Replying to: rockylee (Oct 13, 2007 9:42 pm) You lost. Pay up. No posting until they win. jmonroe |
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Replying to: jmonroe (Oct 15, 2007 4:13 pm) -Rocky |
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Replying to: rockylee (Oct 15, 2007 4:25 pm)
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