Sign In Join 



NFL Football

194 messages,  Last post on Nov 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM

You are in the Off Topic Chatter Forum. Your Host is KarenS


Messages Page 2 of 20
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
20
Prev
Next
Last
Go To Msg #
Search This Discussion

#4 of 194
Re: NFL Football [fezo] by rockylee
Sep 27, 2007 (2:59 am)
Reply

Replying to: fezo (Sep 25, 2007 11:49 am)

I'm not really expecting much this year.
 
Yeah I wouldn't either as the Cowboys, have y'alls division locked up.
 
-Rocky
#5 of 194
How bout dem' Detroit Lions ???? by rockylee
Sep 30, 2007 (11:04 pm)
Reply

 
-Rocky
#6 of 194
One for my team by kirstie_h HOST
Oct 02, 2007 (8:07 am)
Reply
Just read a very interesting article in USA Today. It deals with a 9 year old boy. Seems that he wants to "divorce" his parents because they "beat" him all the time. The judge in a lower court removed him from his parents house a little over a year ago because his parents beat him constantly. The boy was then placed with an aunt. However, his aunt beat him on a weekly basis also.
 
Now, the 9 year old is before the Supreme Court. The judges have recommended that he be placed in foster care, but the boy is fighting that. He says he want to be placed with someone that he KNOWS will never beat him. The judges told him that they would monitor him on a monthly basis to make sure he is not beaten while in foster care. The boy has come up with an alternative plan. He has asked the judges to NOT put him in foster care; rather, he would like to live with the St. Louis Rams, because they NEVER beat anyone. The judges are taking his idea into consideration.
#7 of 194
Re: One for my team [kirstie_h] by rockylee
Oct 02, 2007 (2:54 pm)
Reply

Replying to: kirstie_h (Oct 02, 2007 8:07 am)

Kirstie,
 
That was a very funny but SICK joke !!!!
 
-Rocky
#8 of 194
Re: One for my team [kirstie_h] by joel0622
Oct 05, 2007 (5:09 am)
Reply

Replying to: kirstie_h (Oct 02, 2007 8:07 am)

Ah yes, what comes with not winning a game? The jokes
 
Heard over the PA system after half time at a Rams games
 
"WILL THE PARENTS OF THE PUNT, PASS, AND KICK COMPETITORS PLEASE GET YOUR CHILDREN OFF THE FIELD. THEY ARE BEATING THE RAMS 17-3.
 
Or
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Rams are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
 
Then there is always
 
Why are the Rams like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
 
And my personal favorite
 
One day in an elementary school in St louis, a teacher asks her class if the Rams are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
 
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
 
Little Jimmy says, "The Seattle Seahawks"
 
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
 
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Seahawk fan, my mom is a Seahawk fan, I guess that makes me a Seahawk fan."
 
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
 
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Rams fan."
#9 of 194
Re: One for my team [joel0622] by steve_ HOST
Oct 05, 2007 (8:07 am)
Reply

Replying to: joel0622 (Oct 05, 2007 5:09 am)

The Rams have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.
 
The Elway jokes before he finally won a ring always cracked me up. There was one about passing in his driveway that escapes me ....
#10 of 194
T.O. vs. Moss by rockylee
Oct 13, 2007 (9:42 pm)
Reply
So who's going to win today ?
 
Cowboy's or Patriot's ?????
 
I'm taking the Cowboys !!!!!
 
-Rocky
#11 of 194
Re: T.O. vs. Moss [rockylee] by jmonroe
Oct 15, 2007 (4:13 pm)
Reply

Replying to: rockylee (Oct 13, 2007 9:42 pm)

I'm taking the Cowboys !!!!!
 
You lost. Pay up. No posting until they win.
 
jmonroe
#12 of 194
Re: T.O. vs. Moss [jmonroe] by rockylee
Oct 15, 2007 (4:25 pm)
Reply

Replying to: jmonroe (Oct 15, 2007 4:13 pm)

Pats, are going 16-0
 
-Rocky
#13 of 194
Re: T.O. vs. Moss [rockylee] by steve_ HOST
Oct 15, 2007 (6:21 pm)
Reply

Replying to: rockylee (Oct 15, 2007 4:25 pm)

That's ok - just so long as they don't go 19-0.

Messages Page 2 of 20
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
20
Prev
Next
Last
Go To Msg #
Search This Discussion
To POST a message, please Sign In.

New? Join Now!

Forum Tools

Please sign in.
Email Address:

Password:

Forgot Password?

Search Forums

Enter Keyword(s)

Advanced Search

Browse by Vehicle



View All Vehicles
Advertisement
Ask the Community
See What People Are Asking

Browse by Board

Browse by Topic


View All Topics
Advertisement